Mr. Printer,
It may entertain the curious and learned Part
of your Subscribers, if you give them the following genuine
Speech and Address, which, for the Importance
of the Subject, Grandeur of Sentiment, and
Elegance of Expression, perhaps exceed Any they have
hitherto seen. For the Benefit of more common Readers, I have
turn’d them, with some Paraphrase, into plain English Verse.
I am told by Friends that my Performance is excellent: But I claim
no other Praise than what regards my Rhyme, and my
Perspicuity. All the other Beauties I acknowledge, are owing
to the Original, whose true Sense I have every where
follow’d with a scrupulous Exactness. If envious Critics should
observe, that some of my Lines are too short in their Number
of Feet, I own it; but then, to make ample Amends, I have given
very good Measure in most of the others. I am, Sir, your
constant Reader,
[Here follow The Speech of Sir William Gooch, the Humble
Address of the Council, and the Governor’s Answer.]
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L-D have Mercy on us!—the Capitol!
the Capitol! is burnt |
down!
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O astonishing Fate!—which occasions this Meeting in
Town. |
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And this Fate proves a Loss, to be deplored
the more, |
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The said Fate being th’ Effect of Malice and
Design, to be sure. |
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And yet ’tis hard to comprehend how a Crime of so
flagitious a |
Nature
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Should be committed, or even imagined, by any but an
irrational |
Creature.
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But when you consider, that the first emission of
Smoke was not |
from below,
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And that Fires kindled by Accident always burn
slow, |
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And not with half the Fury as when they burn on
Purpose you |
know
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You’ll be forced to ascribe it (with Hearts full of
Sadness) |
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To the horrid Machinations of desperate Villains,
instigated by |
infernal Madness.
God forbid I should accuse or excuse any without just
Foundation,
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Yet I may venture to assert—for our own Reputation, |
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That such superlative Wickedness never entred the Hearts
of |
Virginians, who are the Cream of the
British Nation.
The Clerks have been examin’d, and clear’d by the May’r,
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Yet are willing to be examin’d again by you, and that’s
fair. |
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And will prove in the Face of the Country, if
requir’d, |
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That it was not by their Conduct our Capitol was
fir’d. |
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I must add, to do ’em Justice, that the Comfort we
have, |
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In enjoying our authentic Registers, which those Clerks did
save, |
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Is owing to their Activity, Resolution and Diligence, |
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Together with Divine Providence |
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All which would have been in vain, I protest, |
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If the Wind, at the bursting out of the Flames, had not
changed |
from East to Northwest.
Our Treasury being low, and my Infirmities great,
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I would have kept you prorogu’d till the Revisal of the
Laws |
was compleat;
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But this Misfortune befalling the Capitol of the
Capital of our |
Nation
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Require your immediate Care and Assistance for its
Instauration. |
To press you in a Point of such Usefulness manifest,
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Would shew a Diffidence of your sincere Zeal for the
public |
Interest
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For which you and I always make such a laudable
Pother, |
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And for which we’ve so often applauded one
Another. |
The same public Spirit which within these Walls us’d to
direct
you all,
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Will determine you (as Fathers of your Country) to apply
Means |
effectual
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For restoring the Royal Fabric to
its former Beauty |
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And Magnificence, according to your Duty; |
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With the like Apartments, elegant and spacious |
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For all the the weighty purposes of Government, so
capacious. |
Mean time the College and Court of Hustings our Weight
may
sustain,
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But pray let us speedily have our Capitol, our important Capitol |
again.
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We the King’s best Subjects, the Council of this
Dominion, |
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Are deeply affected (as is every true Virginian) |
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With the unhappy Occasion of our present Meeting: |
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——In Troth we have but a sorry Greeting. |
We are also not a little touch’d (in the Head) with the same
Weakness as your Honour’s,
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And therefore think this raging Fire which consum’d our
Capitol, |
should incite us to reform our Manners:
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The best Expedient at present to avert the
Indignation divine, |
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And nobly to express our Gratitude for the
Justice, which (temper’d |
with Mercy) doth shine,
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In preserving our Records, tho’ Red hot, |
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And like Brands pluck’d out of the Flames, in which they
were |
going to pot,
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Without this Expedient we shall be ruin’d
quite. |
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Besides, This Fire puts us in Mind
of New-Light; |
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And we think it Heav’n’s Judgment on us for tolerating the
Pres- |
byterians,
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Whose Forefathers drubb’d ours, about a hundred
Year-hence. |
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We therefore resolve to abate a little of our Drinking,
Gaming, |
Cursing and Swearing,
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And make up for the rest, by persecuting some itinerant
Presby- |
terian.
An active Discharge of our important Trusts,
according to your
Honour’s Desire.
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Is the wisest Project of Insurance that can be, of
the Public Safety, |
from the Attempts of such as would set it on fire.
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Tis a Project also for advancing the Honour and
Interest of our |
King and Nation,
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And a Project for engaging Heaven’s Protection from
Generation |
to Generation.
We take this Opportunity, that we may not be suspected of
Malignity,
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To congratulate you, Sir, on your Promotion to the
Baronet’s |
Dignity;
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A fresh Instance of just Regard to your long and faithful
Services, |
we say,
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Because from Carthagena your Honour came safe away. |
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And you lent and sent such great Assistance for
reducing Canada. |