The Antediluvians Were All Very Sober
Draft: American Philosophical Society
[c. 1745]
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The Antediluvians were all very sober |
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For they had no Wine, and they brew’d no October; |
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All wicked, bad Livers, on Mischief still thinking, |
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For there can’t be good Living where there is not good |
Drinking.
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’Twas honest old Noah first planted the Vine, |
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And mended his Morals by drinking its Wine; |
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He justly the drinking of Water decry’d; |
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For he knew that all Mankind, by drinking it, dy’d. |
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From this Piece of History plainly we find |
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That Water’s good neither for Body or Mind; |
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That Virtue and Safety in Wine-bibbing’s found |
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While all that drink Water deserve to be drown’d. |
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So For Safety and Honesty put the Glass round. |